| | An Email I Sent Karina tonight haha
Hello there Miss Vladescu,
I know that you are in the shower right now, and Im wondering what kind
of a routine that you use to clean yourself once you are in the shower.
Do you wash your hair rinse lather and repeat first? or do you body
wash first then do the rinse lather and repeat. Hmm I wonder...don't
you hate the process of shaving your legs in the shower? Its such a
hassle, sometimes I wish I was a man with all the goods so I don't have
to bother taking care of all that feminine stuff. Dude really im
sweating underneath my boobies, I might have to give that baby powder
remedy a try. Do you know that when some people you have really stinky
feet, to prevent that they use deordant on their feet? Interesting
right? I think I might have a go with that process as well haha. Take a
gander or something. hahah Gander thats a funny word don't you think?
Hmm oooh (whats his name)...hahaha ok I gotta stop thinking about this
boy...he has
no interest in girls right now...hes got other things to worry about
other than having a woman drive him insane hahah. So taking any
vacations this summer? Anywhere special? like going to a nude beach or
pigme islands? I would love to live in a cannibal tribe and see how
they live and their culture, but I will not eat any human being alright
woman. But wait...maybe in their culture it would be disrespectful if i
did not follow along with their customs, especially if I want to be a
part of their tribe. Damn all these things that are in my head. Don't
you wish you lived in my mind for a day? I think you might need like an
AK47 or some strong massive weapon so you don't get lost in the vast
confusion of a jungle that is incorperated in my head. Oh life, 30 is
quickly approaching, and seeing most of my friends with someone they
really "like" or "love" is setting off my biological clock. It scares
me...I feel like puttig up a love connection ad, forget about (whats
his name), he has too many girls going after him. I need a man thats
like Indiana Jones to take me on wild adventures, get caught in gun
fights, run away from natives, hop from snakes and ride an elephant. Oh
Indie....SAVE ME INDIE!! hahahaha. Wow I need help. OK Im gonna re-tell
you my advice for dealing with the complicated (your whats his name).
When you see him
next, you push him down on a chair and tell him this:
"I just want to know one thing and one thing only, DO YOU LIKE ME??? I
won't say a word, you can talk as long as you want. Then after I get a straight answer from you then I will release you, please
don't think of me as a bitch, I just want a damn answer from you"
hahahah oh so forceful ME LIKE!!!
Isn't it sad when you can't even take your own advice? But really Im
gonna forget about that muscular geen eyed hunk of a man, that i get
the bubble guts for lol.
Well woman I hope you liked reading this email. Is it small enough for ya???
Summa Pics
more pics soon
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